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  • Heberble 10:43 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Patton Oswalt story. Before both he was married and before I was married, I awkardly (and futilely) hit on his now-wife…I haven’t always been smooth and debonair. Surprising, I know.

     
    • JasonP 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      So what you’re saying is, you lost a woman to Patton Oswalt.

      • The 2nd Levy Twin 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        OUCH!

      • Heberble 10:46 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I lost her to my drunken ineptitude. Patton smartly picked up the pieces

        • JasonP 10:46 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          Whatever makes you feel better.

          • JasonP 10:47 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

            Says the single guy to the guy with the amazing gorgeous wife…

            • Heberble 10:47 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink

              Yes…well, I wan’t going to mention it.

            • Lara 11:28 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink

              Like! 😉

    • The 2nd Levy Twin 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Can the village idiot be debonair?

    • JasonP 10:48 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      So – I kinda like Natalie Portman summarizing all the movies for me. Maybe I can get her to come do that for me every couple weeks…

      • Heberble 10:49 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Good idea. Try hitting on her while you’re drunk, after a booze cruise, after you’d just been broken up with by another woman. This is a winning move.

        • JasonP 10:51 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          Sounds like most of my moves.

        • Mike D. 10:52 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          It would probably go differently now that you’re the author of a blog that gets tens of hits a day.

  • Heberble 10:41 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Precious needs to see herself before she knows she exists?

     
    • Mike D. 10:43 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Crud….this is one of those that my comment would get reprimanded by Jason…

      • JasonP 10:43 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I’m reprimanding you for censoring yourself. You can’t win.

  • Heberble 10:34 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Bleu Cheese portion…

     
    • JasonP 10:34 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Am I supposed to recognize the chick with the hair who’s singing? Cause I don’t.

      • Angie 10:35 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Awwwww. “As you wish.”

    • Mike D. 10:35 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      If they want us to be sad, she shouldn’t be allowed to wear Shaft’s fro.

      • JasonP 10:37 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Whoa. The applause woke me up.

    • JasonP 10:40 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      These commercials are better than the Super Bowl.

  • Heberble 10:31 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Jimmy Kimmel/Say Anything commercial might have been the best thing I’ve seen tonight

     
  • Mike D. 10:30 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    The memorial piece is next. What are the odds that the producers just “figured” and included Charlie Sheen?

     
    • Heberble 10:31 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      WINNING

      • Mike D. 10:33 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Did I tell you they wouldn’t let me give blood at work? They said it’s too tiger-y.

    • JasonP 10:32 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      What are the chances that Whitney Houston dominates despite just being in that one movie?

    • The 2nd Levy Twin 10:37 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Bringing big hair to a new level

    • The 2nd Levy Twin 10:39 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      They wanted to include Joan Rivers….but she won’t die. At least no one can tell is she’s dead. Her lips can’t move anymore from all the surgeries.

  • Heberble 10:24 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    This speech was better when Roberto Begnini did it.

     
    • Heberble 10:25 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Seriously. He just wished us joy and happiness. I think that counts as a Whitney Houston reference.

      • Mike D. 10:26 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        If anyone says “crack is whack” I’ll wet my pants.

        • Angie 10:27 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          I thought it. Does that count?

    • JasonP 10:28 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I have no idea what these 4 are being applauded for. That presentation numbed my brain.

      • JasonP 10:29 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Maybe it was the martini…

        • Mike D. 10:39 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          No….this is pretty mind numbing. We’re going to be a little more selective of the things we live blog from now on…next week… SOCCER!!!!

  • Heberble 10:20 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Please cancel GCB now.

     
    • JasonP 10:20 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Worst title for a show ever.

      • Mike D. 10:21 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        …and the title beats the crap out of the previews.

        • JasonP 10:22 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          And the comments are getting funnier. Keep it up! We’re heading into some major pain.

    • JasonP 10:23 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Looks like “The Artist” is about to sweep the major awards, just like all the pundits thought.

      • JasonP 10:24 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        OK – if you are going to speak with a foreign accent, just have Penelope come back out and do it for you. Please?

    • JasonP 10:26 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Meryl Streep is Oscar. Look at that dress.

      • Leigh Anne 10:26 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        That dress is fabulous…

        • Heberble 10:28 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          Stacy Kiebler looks better in it.

  • Mike D. 10:19 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Just curious, but, those of you who have Oscar parties…what the hell do you do to make this entertaining (I mean, what did you do before Cheese is Funny?) Guessing betting, drinking games and key swaps?

     
    • Leigh Anne 10:25 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Mostly we just repeat what the winners say…inappropriately…and make fun of dresses/hair color, hair styles, makeup, people being too skinny…etc. Endless fodder…

  • Heberble 10:17 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    12 minutes to 11 and we’ve got all the major awards left. Blogging past midnight….

     
    • Mike D. 10:20 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      One again, another Heberble and D plan that was much better on paper.

  • Heberble 10:13 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    For those who are curious…the West wins 152-149 in the NBA All Star game. Defense wins championships

     
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