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  • Heberble 1:36 pm on April 8, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 000., Bill Gates. $5   

    Hey gang. Just got this in from Bill Gates. Really hoping to get a good swift kick in the junk. After all, if it was on facebook, it must be true, right? Anyways, it couldn’t hurt.

    Its worth a shot

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  • Heberble 11:00 am on March 31, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    First tee 

    This is going to be a long day. If you hit it over the net, you have to impregnate your playing partner

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  • Heberble 10:25 am on March 31, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    AFDO pairings party 

    Delicious Bakery sponsors the pairings party with some amazing pimento cheese (it’s funny) and salted caramel brownies. It isn’t quite noon and Bur-Mil is already sold out of beer.

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  • Heberble 11:13 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Well…thanks again to our reader(s?) for joining us tonight. The show itself was pretty intolerable. I hope we were able to bring some humor and fun into your Oscar experience without the threat of ever imparting any actual movie knowledge. Thanks too to Jason, Nina, Angie, Leigh Ann, The Second Levy Twin and any other commenters…

    Not sure when we’ll be ‘live’ again, but keep checking in, because we tend to keep bringing the funny.

     
    • Mike D. 11:16 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      We’re reevaluating our live blogging strategy. Four hour shows that end around zero am and contain little to no funny are not making the cut. Thanks all. Love ya, mean it.

    • JasonP 11:17 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Thanks for letting me play along. But, not thanks for making me watch the Oscars. Except JLo’s boobs.

    • nita 11:21 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      thanks! enjoyed it!

      • Heberble 11:42 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I meant Nita, not Nina

  • Heberble 11:08 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I hope the RCA Victor dog shits on the stage.

     
    • JasonP 11:09 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      That would be the perfect capper to the night. (crapper to the night?)

  • Heberble 11:04 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Artist 2:1
    Hugo 5:1
    The Help 6:1

    Everyone else 15:1

     
    • JasonP 11:05 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Artist: 1:1. Wait, that’s a sucky bet

    • Leigh Anne 11:05 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I picked The Artist…but I hope it’s The Help.

      • Leigh Anne 11:06 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        (o;

      • Leigh Anne 11:07 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Uggie tipped the ballot (o;

    • Heberble 11:06 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Praise Lord Xenu

    • JasonP 11:06 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      No surprise there.

  • Heberble 11:03 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Nine? C’mon Academy….you need to be able to narrow down your nominations…

     
    • JasonP 11:04 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Especially this dreck

      • JasonP 11:04 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Not that I’ve seen any of them. Except “Moneyball”. Which was entertaining, but I certainly wouldn’t vote for it.

    • Mike D. 11:04 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Since there are no horses in the audience we know that one’s not getting it…

    • Mike D. 11:05 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Pretty sure my prediction of artsy-fartsyest is safe.

      • JasonP 11:07 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Lol. That is the perfect explanation for why it won.

    • Mike D. 11:06 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Boom. shaka. Laka. It’s like I’m psychic.

  • Heberble 10:59 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Hm. Another lifetime achievement award

     
  • Heberble 10:51 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    So. Hugo wins the first half of the Oscars. Seems like The Artist is winning the second half. I guess it has been awhile since a silent film won. On an unrelated note, glad to see Deepak Chopra has got himself a gig.

     
  • Heberble 10:43 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Patton Oswalt story. Before both he was married and before I was married, I awkardly (and futilely) hit on his now-wife…I haven’t always been smooth and debonair. Surprising, I know.

     
    • JasonP 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      So what you’re saying is, you lost a woman to Patton Oswalt.

      • The 2nd Levy Twin 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        OUCH!

      • Heberble 10:46 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I lost her to my drunken ineptitude. Patton smartly picked up the pieces

        • JasonP 10:46 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          Whatever makes you feel better.

          • JasonP 10:47 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

            Says the single guy to the guy with the amazing gorgeous wife…

            • Heberble 10:47 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink

              Yes…well, I wan’t going to mention it.

            • Lara 11:28 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink

              Like! 😉

    • The 2nd Levy Twin 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Can the village idiot be debonair?

    • JasonP 10:48 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      So – I kinda like Natalie Portman summarizing all the movies for me. Maybe I can get her to come do that for me every couple weeks…

      • Heberble 10:49 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Good idea. Try hitting on her while you’re drunk, after a booze cruise, after you’d just been broken up with by another woman. This is a winning move.

        • JasonP 10:51 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          Sounds like most of my moves.

        • Mike D. 10:52 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          It would probably go differently now that you’re the author of a blog that gets tens of hits a day.

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