8th Annual Inaugural (That Means First, J. Alex) April Fool’s Day Open to Raise Awareness Registration Form
Awareness will be raised, my friends. Awareness. Will. Be. Raised.
Raising Awareness…one jello shot at a time.
It’s that time of year. Time for our favorite golf-like activity.
Where: Bur-Mil Goat Track and Country Club (Sponsors’/Players’/Spectators’/Friends of AFDO Gala at Speakeasy Tavern after closing ceremonies)
When: Saturday, 3/30, Registration/Gift Package Pickup: 11:28 Kick-off: High Noon O’Clock
****Please fill out registration form in its entirety by Friday, 3/29 (making the pairings for this event is a freaking nightmare…would you people please stop hooking up with each other?)
Caddies: Please call Caddy Chairman For Life, Ben Owen, to reserve your caddy. If you do not need a caddy, please call Caddy Chairman For Life, Ben Owen, and tell him you do not need a caddy. If you are not playing, please call Caddy Chairman For Life, Ben Owen, and tell him that a really hot girl was asking about him at the bar the other night, but for the life of you, you can’t remember who it was.
Thank you. Hope to see you there. If you would like to be included on the Official FaceBooks invite, let me know (more info, easier to read, a prize in every box). If not, please remember, that you don’t have to be on the golf course or in a bar to raise awareness…awareness is raised every time a baby cries…or when you punch someone in the throat for asking if boned and de-boned mean the same thing…or…well…you know how to raise it, but much like the poet said…Just Do It.
Regards,
AFDO Rules Committee and Registration Posse
Can the Brancatos retain the belt?
Cheese is Funny 
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