Patton Oswalt story. Before both he was married and before I was married, I awkardly (and futilely) hit on his now-wife…I haven’t always been smooth and debonair. Surprising, I know.
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JasonP, and 2 others are discussing. 
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JasonP 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
So what you’re saying is, you lost a woman to Patton Oswalt.
The 2nd Levy Twin 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
OUCH!
Heberble 10:46 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
I lost her to my drunken ineptitude. Patton smartly picked up the pieces
JasonP 10:46 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Whatever makes you feel better.
JasonP 10:47 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Says the single guy to the guy with the amazing gorgeous wife…
Heberble 10:47 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink
Yes…well, I wan’t going to mention it.
Lara 11:28 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink
Like! 😉
The 2nd Levy Twin 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Can the village idiot be debonair?
JasonP 10:48 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
So – I kinda like Natalie Portman summarizing all the movies for me. Maybe I can get her to come do that for me every couple weeks…
Heberble 10:49 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Good idea. Try hitting on her while you’re drunk, after a booze cruise, after you’d just been broken up with by another woman. This is a winning move.
JasonP 10:51 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Sounds like most of my moves.
Mike D. 10:52 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
It would probably go differently now that you’re the author of a blog that gets tens of hits a day.