Well…thanks again to our reader(s?) for joining us tonight. The show itself was pretty intolerable. I hope we were able to bring some humor and fun into your Oscar experience without the threat of ever imparting any actual movie knowledge. Thanks too to Jason, Nina, Angie, Leigh Ann, The Second Levy Twin and any other commenters…
Not sure when we’ll be ‘live’ again, but keep checking in, because we tend to keep bringing the funny.
I hope the RCA Victor dog shits on the stage.
That would be the perfect capper to the night. (crapper to the night?)
Artist 2:1
Hugo 5:1
The Help 6:1
Everyone else 15:1
Artist: 1:1. Wait, that’s a sucky bet
I picked The Artist…but I hope it’s The Help.
(o;
Uggie tipped the ballot (o;
Praise Lord Xenu
No surprise there.
Nine? C’mon Academy….you need to be able to narrow down your nominations…
Especially this dreck
Not that I’ve seen any of them. Except “Moneyball”. Which was entertaining, but I certainly wouldn’t vote for it.
Since there are no horses in the audience we know that one’s not getting it…
Pretty sure my prediction of artsy-fartsyest is safe.
Lol. That is the perfect explanation for why it won.
Boom. shaka. Laka. It’s like I’m psychic.
So dressing like the statue was a good plan.
Hm. Another lifetime achievement award
So. Hugo wins the first half of the Oscars. Seems like The Artist is winning the second half. I guess it has been awhile since a silent film won. On an unrelated note, glad to see Deepak Chopra has got himself a gig.
The star of the silent movie wins best actor. There is probably a lesson/message/platitude here…but, I’m not sure what it is.
Vive la France
Or…when the French people don’t speak, they win awards.
And another funniest comment.
“…and to drink….Peru!!!”
I can end the suspense for everyone. “The Artist” will win Best Picture.
Mel Brooks won an Oscar? Sorry…wrong Silent Movie. Although that may have been more entertaining
Lol.
Best Actress could go to any of them. Smart money’s on either Rooney or Violet, but Glenn has the “old Hollywood” thing going for her.
Im guessing Violet, despite my earlier prediction.
Of course, Meryl could always win, and she has the dress…
I think it’s the dress. Seriously.
Could be the dress…good call.
Rooney looks pissed.
Viola…
Oh. Sorry
I meant Viola.
I was blindly guessing and got most of the letter right.
Dang… Go, Meryl!
Old is the right word.
Is she still talking?
She started off so well with the “whatever”, then blah, blah zzzzzzzzzz
Patton Oswalt story. Before both he was married and before I was married, I awkardly (and futilely) hit on his now-wife…I haven’t always been smooth and debonair. Surprising, I know.
So what you’re saying is, you lost a woman to Patton Oswalt.
OUCH!
I lost her to my drunken ineptitude. Patton smartly picked up the pieces
Whatever makes you feel better.
Says the single guy to the guy with the amazing gorgeous wife…
Yes…well, I wan’t going to mention it.
Like! 😉
Can the village idiot be debonair?
So – I kinda like Natalie Portman summarizing all the movies for me. Maybe I can get her to come do that for me every couple weeks…
Good idea. Try hitting on her while you’re drunk, after a booze cruise, after you’d just been broken up with by another woman. This is a winning move.
Sounds like most of my moves.
It would probably go differently now that you’re the author of a blog that gets tens of hits a day.
Precious needs to see herself before she knows she exists?
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Mike D. 11:16 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
We’re reevaluating our live blogging strategy. Four hour shows that end around zero am and contain little to no funny are not making the cut. Thanks all. Love ya, mean it.
JasonP 11:17 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Thanks for letting me play along. But, not thanks for making me watch the Oscars. Except JLo’s boobs.
nita 11:21 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
thanks! enjoyed it!
Heberble 11:42 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
I meant Nita, not Nina