SWEET!!! The Boss…singing a song I’ve never heard…he has a new earring, though…cool.
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Mike D.
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Mike D.
Ozzy has got to look at his daughter and wife and think wtf…where did I go wrong. They should make a reality show about them.
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Heberble
I will not be live blogging his colonoscopy
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Heberble
I appreciate Katy Perry’s attempt to honor the Grammy’s with her blue hair. Wonder if she’s carrying hard candy too…
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Mike D.
Her limo was an extended ’68 Buick LaSabre
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Heberble
The commercial for Ice-T and Coco made me thirsty, but confused.
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Mike D.
Now at Starbucks.
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Mike D.
NEWS UPDATE
One of Bobby Brown’s old girlfriends passed away.
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Mike D.
Spell Check
Just an FYI…I don’t know who any of these people are…will be spelling phonetically…please forgive me. (ummmm….you can see through Fergie’s dress…holy crap..Katy Perry’s, too…this might show might actually be worth watching….
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Mike D.
Bad Call
Guess we should have live blogged the “fashion” portion of the evening. Just turned it on…missed Nikki Minaj dressed as Red Riding Hood, escorted by the Pope. Rhianna was wearing a backless dress BACKWARDS!!! Apologies…will reevaluate the process for the Grandfather of the Year Awards.
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Mike D.
Countdown
1.5 hours till Grammy time. Who will be this year’s top Grandmother? I’m pretty excited. Rooting for Tebow.
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Heberble
So far, the evil Bill Nye has been thwarted and I will be blogging the Grammys tonight on the big screen. Hoping MIA’s middle finger will be MIA.
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Mike D.
Heberble and D Live Blog the Grammys
Our reader seemed to enjoy our Live Super Bowl Blog, so we’re running it back. Tune in Sunday night as Heberble and D Live Blog the Grammys. What qualifies Heberble and D as experts on all things Gammylicious? Not much. But ask yourself, if Heberble and D knew or gave a flying crap about Fergie’s Top 10 Red Carpet Moments, would that be funny?
Mike D’s iThingy contains nothing but old school rap and hair bands, so you may have to explain to him who this Beaver kid is that your mom has a crush on (what? Beiber?…is he one of the vampires? …whatever….)
Doug’s 7(?) year old daughter just bought a sewing machine, so he will be fielding most of the “what the heck is that chick wearing, my 8(?) year old daughter could have made it” comments.
Note: If you are our reader, do us a solid and tell a friend about this groundbreaking live blog event. Not many blogs double their readership in a day.
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Heberble
First, No one wants to know about your iThingy D.
B. My daughter is 9…and she probably could make some of these singers outfits. (Although her machine is a brother, not a singer)
and 3. Pretty sure we had, like, six readers.Bring on the Grammys. Hopefully this year the Best New Artist Award will go to someone somebody has actually heard of…
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Mike D.
I’m just happy to be able to remember how many (legitimate) kids my friends have. Is it bad I can’t remember their ages? Maybe we should get Regan to make us some outfits to live blog in…
I’m think that we just have the one reader with 6 different screen names. (and we appreciate you)
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Heberble
Dream Interpretation Anyone?
I’ve alluded to my recent troubles with my HD projector in here in anticipation of the Super Bowl blogging. After 3 years of dedicated service, the bulb that originally came with the projector finally moved on to the great recycle bin in the sky. Never in those three years did I have a single problem with the bulb and many sporting events, reality shows and home movies were enjoyed. Now it was time to replace this old friend and I searched the internet far and wide (I googled projector bulbs a couple of times). The manufacturer’s brand was more than twice as expensive as I one I found from a ‘reputable’ dealer (reputable meaning employees and friends of the owner of the company must have taken time to write positive feedback). In any case, I ordered the bulb.
Since then, I have had to send it back twice. The first bulb was dim and would flicker. The second bulb ‘popped’ on day 2. I am now on bulb number three, which arrived yesterday and was installed last night. Early results are mixed…and I fear an impending snap, crackle or pop from this one as well. It was with this mindset that I set my head upon my pillow last night and proceeded to dream…the following…
Since a projector bulb is clearly not sexy enough for dream fodder, I find myself driving around what seems to be an old European city in a bright red sports car – it may even be a Mitsubishi – which would be the same manufacturer as the projector (side note: perhaps ordering a projector from a company lacking product specialization was my first misstep). I am driving at unsafe speeds and talking on the cell phone to the customer service representative, who is not the faceless person with whom I’ve had discussions in the past, but is instead Bill Nye, the science guy (perhaps, he grew tired of teaching Ellen Degeneres about energy – *anyone, anyone?*). Well, this just in…Bill Nye is a DICK.
At least in my dream he was. I go on to tell him that my previous two expensive, fast red sports cars malfunctioned and this one was acting wonky as well (wonky being one of my favorite words of late). (More …)
Heberble and 
Thiggy are discussing. 
Cheese is Funny
Heberble 7:33 pm on February 12, 2012 Permalink |
Pretty insensitive of him to open up by saying “America are you alive?”
Mike D. 7:34 pm on February 12, 2012 Permalink |
…he looks more constipated than he used to…
Heberble 7:35 pm on February 12, 2012 Permalink |
When did Kathy Griffin take up guitar in the E Street Band?