I appreciate Katy Perry’s attempt to honor the Grammy’s with her blue hair. Wonder if she’s carrying hard candy too…
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Heberble
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Heberble
The commercial for Ice-T and Coco made me thirsty, but confused.
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Mike D.
Now at Starbucks.
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Mike D.
NEWS UPDATE
One of Bobby Brown’s old girlfriends passed away.
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Mike D.
Spell Check
Just an FYI…I don’t know who any of these people are…will be spelling phonetically…please forgive me. (ummmm….you can see through Fergie’s dress…holy crap..Katy Perry’s, too…this might show might actually be worth watching….
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Mike D.
Bad Call
Guess we should have live blogged the “fashion” portion of the evening. Just turned it on…missed Nikki Minaj dressed as Red Riding Hood, escorted by the Pope. Rhianna was wearing a backless dress BACKWARDS!!! Apologies…will reevaluate the process for the Grandfather of the Year Awards.
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Mike D.
Countdown
1.5 hours till Grammy time. Who will be this year’s top Grandmother? I’m pretty excited. Rooting for Tebow.
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Heberble
So far, the evil Bill Nye has been thwarted and I will be blogging the Grammys tonight on the big screen. Hoping MIA’s middle finger will be MIA.
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Mike D.
Heberble and D Live Blog the Grammys
Our reader seemed to enjoy our Live Super Bowl Blog, so we’re running it back. Tune in Sunday night as Heberble and D Live Blog the Grammys. What qualifies Heberble and D as experts on all things Gammylicious? Not much. But ask yourself, if Heberble and D knew or gave a flying crap about Fergie’s Top 10 Red Carpet Moments, would that be funny?
Mike D’s iThingy contains nothing but old school rap and hair bands, so you may have to explain to him who this Beaver kid is that your mom has a crush on (what? Beiber?…is he one of the vampires? …whatever….)
Doug’s 7(?) year old daughter just bought a sewing machine, so he will be fielding most of the “what the heck is that chick wearing, my 8(?) year old daughter could have made it” comments.
Note: If you are our reader, do us a solid and tell a friend about this groundbreaking live blog event. Not many blogs double their readership in a day.
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Heberble
First, No one wants to know about your iThingy D.
B. My daughter is 9…and she probably could make some of these singers outfits. (Although her machine is a brother, not a singer)
and 3. Pretty sure we had, like, six readers.Bring on the Grammys. Hopefully this year the Best New Artist Award will go to someone somebody has actually heard of…
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Mike D.
I’m just happy to be able to remember how many (legitimate) kids my friends have. Is it bad I can’t remember their ages? Maybe we should get Regan to make us some outfits to live blog in…
I’m think that we just have the one reader with 6 different screen names. (and we appreciate you)
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Heberble
Dream Interpretation Anyone?
I’ve alluded to my recent troubles with my HD projector in here in anticipation of the Super Bowl blogging. After 3 years of dedicated service, the bulb that originally came with the projector finally moved on to the great recycle bin in the sky. Never in those three years did I have a single problem with the bulb and many sporting events, reality shows and home movies were enjoyed. Now it was time to replace this old friend and I searched the internet far and wide (I googled projector bulbs a couple of times). The manufacturer’s brand was more than twice as expensive as I one I found from a ‘reputable’ dealer (reputable meaning employees and friends of the owner of the company must have taken time to write positive feedback). In any case, I ordered the bulb.
Since then, I have had to send it back twice. The first bulb was dim and would flicker. The second bulb ‘popped’ on day 2. I am now on bulb number three, which arrived yesterday and was installed last night. Early results are mixed…and I fear an impending snap, crackle or pop from this one as well. It was with this mindset that I set my head upon my pillow last night and proceeded to dream…the following…
Since a projector bulb is clearly not sexy enough for dream fodder, I find myself driving around what seems to be an old European city in a bright red sports car – it may even be a Mitsubishi – which would be the same manufacturer as the projector (side note: perhaps ordering a projector from a company lacking product specialization was my first misstep). I am driving at unsafe speeds and talking on the cell phone to the customer service representative, who is not the faceless person with whom I’ve had discussions in the past, but is instead Bill Nye, the science guy (perhaps, he grew tired of teaching Ellen Degeneres about energy – *anyone, anyone?*). Well, this just in…Bill Nye is a DICK.
At least in my dream he was. I go on to tell him that my previous two expensive, fast red sports cars malfunctioned and this one was acting wonky as well (wonky being one of my favorite words of late). (More …)
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Mike D.
How to Build a Fire Pit
The last few parties I’ve attended boasted a fire pit in the host’s yard. This caused a horrible case of fire pit envy. Motivated by romantic thoughts of my friends gathered around the fire, drinking a cold beer, roasting marshmallows and burning sensitive documents I decided to build one. If you would like to have a cool home-made fire pit just follow these simple instructions. Note: this process can be skipped and replaced with: Go to Big Lots and buy a fire pit.
Step 1: Get your handy friend drunk. This is really the most important step. We all have that friend who is pretty good with his hands. He owns tools that you wouldn’t know how to turn on or which end to use. He can fix cars. He’s a perfectionist. He inherently knows how to perform tasks that others have to go to trade school to learn. To protect the identity of my friend who fits this bill we’ll just call him Danny (…that’s pretty generic…yeah…Danny Smith) or The Lebanese Lover. (No, chucklehead…he’s not my lover…he’s Lebanese and does pretty well with the ladies…am not sure if those two facts have anything to do with each other.) Danny may very well be the guy that stars in Hank Jr’s song. If you do not have such a friend, you will need to add Step 1a. Get a handy friend. If perchance, you are your own handy friend, then why the heck are you reading this. You should already contain the programming necessary to build a fire pit.
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Mike D.
Free Witty Retorts…Because We Care…
Check out our new Free Witty Retorts feature. Fun for the whole family.
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Heberble
Some people have paid fives of dollars for these services in the past.
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the brother are discussing. 
Cheese is Funny 
Mike D. 7:31 pm on February 12, 2012 Permalink |
Her limo was an extended ’68 Buick LaSabre