Patton Oswalt story. Before both he was married and before I was married, I awkardly (and futilely) hit on his now-wife…I haven’t always been smooth and debonair. Surprising, I know.
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Heberble
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Heberble
Precious needs to see herself before she knows she exists?
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Heberble
Bleu Cheese portion…
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JasonP
Am I supposed to recognize the chick with the hair who’s singing? Cause I don’t.
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Angie
Awwwww. “As you wish.”
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Mike D.
If they want us to be sad, she shouldn’t be allowed to wear Shaft’s fro.
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JasonP
Whoa. The applause woke me up.
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JasonP
These commercials are better than the Super Bowl.
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Heberble
Jimmy Kimmel/Say Anything commercial might have been the best thing I’ve seen tonight
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Mike D.
The memorial piece is next. What are the odds that the producers just “figured” and included Charlie Sheen?
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Heberble
WINNING
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Mike D.
Did I tell you they wouldn’t let me give blood at work? They said it’s too tiger-y.
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JasonP
What are the chances that Whitney Houston dominates despite just being in that one movie?
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The 2nd Levy Twin
Bringing big hair to a new level
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The 2nd Levy Twin
They wanted to include Joan Rivers….but she won’t die. At least no one can tell is she’s dead. Her lips can’t move anymore from all the surgeries.
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Mike D.
Would make a good Mission Impossible sequel.
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Heberble
This speech was better when Roberto Begnini did it.
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Heberble
Seriously. He just wished us joy and happiness. I think that counts as a Whitney Houston reference.
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JasonP
I have no idea what these 4 are being applauded for. That presentation numbed my brain.
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JasonP
Maybe it was the martini…
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Mike D.
No….this is pretty mind numbing. We’re going to be a little more selective of the things we live blog from now on…next week… SOCCER!!!!
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Heberble
Please cancel GCB now.
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JasonP
Worst title for a show ever.
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Mike D.
…and the title beats the crap out of the previews.
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JasonP
And the comments are getting funnier. Keep it up! We’re heading into some major pain.
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JasonP
Looks like “The Artist” is about to sweep the major awards, just like all the pundits thought.
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JasonP
OK – if you are going to speak with a foreign accent, just have Penelope come back out and do it for you. Please?
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JasonP
Meryl Streep is Oscar. Look at that dress.
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Leigh Anne
That dress is fabulous…
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Heberble
Stacy Kiebler looks better in it.
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Mike D.
Just curious, but, those of you who have Oscar parties…what the hell do you do to make this entertaining (I mean, what did you do before Cheese is Funny?) Guessing betting, drinking games and key swaps?
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Leigh Anne
Mostly we just repeat what the winners say…inappropriately…and make fun of dresses/hair color, hair styles, makeup, people being too skinny…etc. Endless fodder…
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Heberble
12 minutes to 11 and we’ve got all the major awards left. Blogging past midnight….
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Mike D.
One again, another Heberble and D plan that was much better on paper.
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Heberble
For those who are curious…the West wins 152-149 in the NBA All Star game. Defense wins championships
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JasonP
I almost would prefer to watch the Oscars to that…
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Mike D.
Good grief. Looks like the Generals almost got ’em again.
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Ioannis Batsios
Funniest post tonight.
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Heberble
Clearly you missed the red carpet/drapes comment
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Ioannis Batsios
I did laugh at that one too. But not as much.
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Lara, 
JasonP, and 2 others are discussing. 
Angie, and 
The 2nd Levy Twin, 
Heberble, 
Leigh Anne, 
Cheese is Funny
JasonP 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
So what you’re saying is, you lost a woman to Patton Oswalt.
The 2nd Levy Twin 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
OUCH!
Heberble 10:46 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
I lost her to my drunken ineptitude. Patton smartly picked up the pieces
JasonP 10:46 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Whatever makes you feel better.
JasonP 10:47 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Says the single guy to the guy with the amazing gorgeous wife…
Heberble 10:47 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink
Yes…well, I wan’t going to mention it.
Lara 11:28 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink
Like! 😉
The 2nd Levy Twin 10:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Can the village idiot be debonair?
JasonP 10:48 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
So – I kinda like Natalie Portman summarizing all the movies for me. Maybe I can get her to come do that for me every couple weeks…
Heberble 10:49 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Good idea. Try hitting on her while you’re drunk, after a booze cruise, after you’d just been broken up with by another woman. This is a winning move.
JasonP 10:51 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
Sounds like most of my moves.
Mike D. 10:52 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink |
It would probably go differently now that you’re the author of a blog that gets tens of hits a day.