The Experts
Why does starring in a crappy remake of The Longest Yard make Adam Sandler an expert on the footballs? At least he pronounced Appalachian correctly…
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Mike D.
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Heberble
Game Day
Turned on Sports Center to get ready for game day. From what I can tell so far, Peyton Manning will be an important factor in who wins or loses this game.
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Heberble
It seems Peyton will be facing off against Tim Tebow. This is going to be an exciting game.
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Mike D.
Pre-Game
It’s on. For the next 12 hours Heberble and D. will comment on all things Super Bowl related. In my defense, I haven’t really followed all the pre-game hype. Plus, I’m a little overhung right now. I’m not sure what happened last night, but my house is trashed and someone snuck in and put little socks on all my teeth.
Watching SportsCenter right now. Apparently, the Super Bowl will be won by one of Bill Belichick’s sons.
…and per my buddy, Donnie, “don’t you think Steve Young could have found a better shirt for Super Bowl Sunday?”
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Mike D.
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Heberble
I can’t believe “I would like a refund” is winning this. You’re not paying anything for this tomfoolery people. Just wait until we change the format and have our first IPO. Then who will be laughing.
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Mike D.
I hate all the new changes they’ve made to Cheese is Funny.
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Liz
Glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that!
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Heberble
I’m sure the “bring back the old Cheese Is Funny format page will be up soon
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Mike D.
I can’t believe we’re vote-less…
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Heberble
I have to admit. I’m the Heberble vote. It didn’t reference which Heberble
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Mike D.
Well, for God’s sake, obviously not the hot one…that wouldn’t have been fair to Janet (Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty).
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Mike D.
To date, the “Other” votes:
Tom Brady 1
Wilfred Brimley 1
George Clooney 1
I plead the fifth!!! 1-
Heberble
I was not the Wilfred Brimley vote, so stop looking at me like that.
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Heberble
Desperately hoping my new projector bulb comes in so that we can watch football as it was meant to be watched. Projected onto a wall in 125″ HD. Failing that, we will likely watch it on three screens that don’t cumulatively add up to 125″. That’s ok, D has never really been honest about inches before. We’ll just tell the womenfolk that the 48″ TV IS 125″.
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Mike D.
They believe me because I say it with a straight face.
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Tracy D
Um ewww things I so do not want to know about my cousin. 😛
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Mike D.
Coming Soon…
You probably don’t even realize it, but this is the one you’ve been waiting for…Heberble and D Live Blogging the Super Bowl! Why should this interest you, you ask? Well, first of all…who gives a flying crap about the Patriots vs the Giants. Maybe Mike and Doug’s live commentary will make the game bearable for everyone other than the three Yankees who are excited about this matchup.
Doug Heberle: Owner/Coach of 8 imaginary football teams. Doesn’t use a cheat sheet for his fantasy football drafts. Has actually played football.
Mike D: Football season ends for him when Appalachian State either loses in the playoffs or wins the National Championship. He once drafted Bruce Isaac for his fantasy team, The Ass Scratchers.
Count down the minutes. Tune in. If you were the viewer of the public access Jaycee TV the season Doug and Mike hosted, you know you can count on a hit…or a miss… Either way, we virtually guarantee a wardrobe malfunction.
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Heberble
I still can’t believe some claimed we “ruined” Jaycee TV. We must have quadrupled its viewership (what’s four times zero?). Plus, now everyone knows what dish to bring to a W.O.M.B.A.T. party.
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Liz are discussing. 
Tracy D and 
Cheese is Funny
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