The Temptations have aged great, but don’t sound that great.
Updates from Mike D. Toggle Comment Threads | Keyboard Shortcuts
-
Mike D.
-
Mike D.
LL…Kango to mushroom cap…sigh…
-
Angie
Who is the Oompah Loompah Orange chick in the cape next to Taylor Swift?
-
Heberble
Nikki Minaj.
-
Mike D.
I should really start watching E. I don’t know if that’s funny or not.
-
-
-
-
Mike D.
SWEET!!! The Boss…singing a song I’ve never heard…he has a new earring, though…cool.
-
Heberble
Pretty insensitive of him to open up by saying “America are you alive?”
-
Mike D.
…he looks more constipated than he used to…
-
Heberble
When did Kathy Griffin take up guitar in the E Street Band?
-
-
-
Mike D.
Ozzy has got to look at his daughter and wife and think wtf…where did I go wrong. They should make a reality show about them.
-
Heberble
I will not be live blogging his colonoscopy
-
-
Mike D.
NEWS UPDATE
One of Bobby Brown’s old girlfriends passed away.
-
Mike D.
Spell Check
Just an FYI…I don’t know who any of these people are…will be spelling phonetically…please forgive me. (ummmm….you can see through Fergie’s dress…holy crap..Katy Perry’s, too…this might show might actually be worth watching….
-
Mike D.
Bad Call
Guess we should have live blogged the “fashion” portion of the evening. Just turned it on…missed Nikki Minaj dressed as Red Riding Hood, escorted by the Pope. Rhianna was wearing a backless dress BACKWARDS!!! Apologies…will reevaluate the process for the Grandfather of the Year Awards.
-
Mike D.
Countdown
1.5 hours till Grammy time. Who will be this year’s top Grandmother? I’m pretty excited. Rooting for Tebow.
-
Heberble
So far, the evil Bill Nye has been thwarted and I will be blogging the Grammys tonight on the big screen. Hoping MIA’s middle finger will be MIA.
-
-
Mike D.
Heberble and D Live Blog the Grammys
Our reader seemed to enjoy our Live Super Bowl Blog, so we’re running it back. Tune in Sunday night as Heberble and D Live Blog the Grammys. What qualifies Heberble and D as experts on all things Gammylicious? Not much. But ask yourself, if Heberble and D knew or gave a flying crap about Fergie’s Top 10 Red Carpet Moments, would that be funny?
Mike D’s iThingy contains nothing but old school rap and hair bands, so you may have to explain to him who this Beaver kid is that your mom has a crush on (what? Beiber?…is he one of the vampires? …whatever….)
Doug’s 7(?) year old daughter just bought a sewing machine, so he will be fielding most of the “what the heck is that chick wearing, my 8(?) year old daughter could have made it” comments.
Note: If you are our reader, do us a solid and tell a friend about this groundbreaking live blog event. Not many blogs double their readership in a day.
-
Heberble
First, No one wants to know about your iThingy D.
B. My daughter is 9…and she probably could make some of these singers outfits. (Although her machine is a brother, not a singer)
and 3. Pretty sure we had, like, six readers.Bring on the Grammys. Hopefully this year the Best New Artist Award will go to someone somebody has actually heard of…
-
Mike D.
I’m just happy to be able to remember how many (legitimate) kids my friends have. Is it bad I can’t remember their ages? Maybe we should get Regan to make us some outfits to live blog in…
I’m think that we just have the one reader with 6 different screen names. (and we appreciate you)
-
-
Mike D.
How to Build a Fire Pit
The last few parties I’ve attended boasted a fire pit in the host’s yard. This caused a horrible case of fire pit envy. Motivated by romantic thoughts of my friends gathered around the fire, drinking a cold beer, roasting marshmallows and burning sensitive documents I decided to build one. If you would like to have a cool home-made fire pit just follow these simple instructions. Note: this process can be skipped and replaced with: Go to Big Lots and buy a fire pit.
Step 1: Get your handy friend drunk. This is really the most important step. We all have that friend who is pretty good with his hands. He owns tools that you wouldn’t know how to turn on or which end to use. He can fix cars. He’s a perfectionist. He inherently knows how to perform tasks that others have to go to trade school to learn. To protect the identity of my friend who fits this bill we’ll just call him Danny (…that’s pretty generic…yeah…Danny Smith) or The Lebanese Lover. (No, chucklehead…he’s not my lover…he’s Lebanese and does pretty well with the ladies…am not sure if those two facts have anything to do with each other.) Danny may very well be the guy that stars in Hank Jr’s song. If you do not have such a friend, you will need to add Step 1a. Get a handy friend. If perchance, you are your own handy friend, then why the heck are you reading this. You should already contain the programming necessary to build a fire pit.
Heberble is discussing. 
Angie are discussing. 
Thiggy are discussing. 
the brother are discussing. 
Cheese is Funny 
Heberble 7:43 pm on February 12, 2012 Permalink |
Waiting for the solid gold dancers to take the stage