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    Mike D. 10:50 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    The star of the silent movie wins best actor. There is probably a lesson/message/platitude here…but, I’m not sure what it is.

     
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      Leigh Anne 10:51 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Vive la France

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        Heberble 10:51 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Or…when the French people don’t speak, they win awards.

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          JasonP 10:52 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          And another funniest comment.

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          Mike D. 10:53 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          “…and to drink….Peru!!!”

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      JasonP 10:52 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I can end the suspense for everyone. “The Artist” will win Best Picture.

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      The 2nd Levy Twin (Paul) 10:53 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Mel Brooks won an Oscar? Sorry…wrong Silent Movie. Although that may have been more entertaining

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      JasonP 10:55 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Best Actress could go to any of them. Smart money’s on either Rooney or Violet, but Glenn has the “old Hollywood” thing going for her.

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        Heberble 10:56 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Im guessing Violet, despite my earlier prediction.

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          JasonP 10:57 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          Of course, Meryl could always win, and she has the dress…

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            JasonP 10:59 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

            I think it’s the dress. Seriously.

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              Leigh Anne 11:00 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink

              Could be the dress…good call.

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            JasonP 10:59 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

            Rooney looks pissed.

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        Leigh Anne 10:56 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Viola…

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          JasonP 10:57 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          Oh. Sorry

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          Heberble 10:58 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          I meant Viola.

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            JasonP 10:58 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

            I was blindly guessing and got most of the letter right.

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          Leigh Anne 10:59 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          Dang… Go, Meryl!

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        The 2nd Levy Twin (Paul) 10:57 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Old is the right word.

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      JasonP 11:02 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Is she still talking?

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        JasonP 11:02 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        She started off so well with the “whatever”, then blah, blah zzzzzzzzzz

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    Mike D. 10:30 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    The memorial piece is next. What are the odds that the producers just “figured” and included Charlie Sheen?

     
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      Heberble 10:31 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      WINNING

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        Mike D. 10:33 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Did I tell you they wouldn’t let me give blood at work? They said it’s too tiger-y.

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      JasonP 10:32 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      What are the chances that Whitney Houston dominates despite just being in that one movie?

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      The 2nd Levy Twin 10:37 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Bringing big hair to a new level

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      The 2nd Levy Twin 10:39 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      They wanted to include Joan Rivers….but she won’t die. At least no one can tell is she’s dead. Her lips can’t move anymore from all the surgeries.

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    Mike D. 10:19 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Just curious, but, those of you who have Oscar parties…what the hell do you do to make this entertaining (I mean, what did you do before Cheese is Funny?) Guessing betting, drinking games and key swaps?

     
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      Leigh Anne 10:25 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Mostly we just repeat what the winners say…inappropriately…and make fun of dresses/hair color, hair styles, makeup, people being too skinny…etc. Endless fodder…

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    Mike D. 10:09 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Oh…I get it…that’s one of those double enten-thingys)

     
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      JasonP 10:12 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      They were playing a Scorsese drinking game. Wish I’d thought of that…

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    Mike D. 9:47 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I hope they do “I’m on a Boat.” …oh, wrong guys.

     
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      The 2nd Levy Twin 9:48 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      This almost make me wish I was watching! hehehe

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      JasonP 9:49 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Yay! The best movie of the year won an Oscar! And Flight of the Conchords!

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        nita 9:49 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        2 thumbs up!

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        Heberble 9:51 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Really, with only 2 nominees….

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        Mike D. 9:53 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        “you whisper something like ‘is that it?'”I know what your trying to say, girl. ‘oh, yeah, that’s it.'”

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    Mike D. 9:42 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    “dude, how many hits of acid is that?” “leave me alone, I’ve got to design the set of the Oscars.”

     
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      JasonP 9:44 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I think Penelope had some, too. What did she say?

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        JasonP 9:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Oh, she’s Spanish? Oh. Ok.

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        Mike D. 9:45 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        you know…I’ve never actually thought to listen to her…

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          JasonP 9:50 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          I feel sheepish.

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    Mike D. 9:38 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Can you really make fun of someone for outliving everyone else? I mean, doesn’t that guy win?

     
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      JasonP 9:41 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Billy Crystal is funny. Sometimes. But, he’s trying at least.

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        nita 9:43 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Jason, your fav movie is up for a music Oscar! Warhorse!

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          nita 9:46 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          now your fav comedians

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      JasonP 9:44 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Has there been a year since 1980 that John Williams wasn’t up for and Oscar?

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    Mike D. 9:31 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    So I just mention The Avengers and Stan Lee wins…coincidence?

     
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      Mike D. 9:31 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Sorry…it was a cameo…

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      Heberble 9:32 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Good call. The original porn stache

      • JasonP's avatar

        JasonP 9:33 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        He’s British, I believe it’s called a “smut stash”.

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    Mike D. 9:24 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Lindsey Lohan has gotten taller…and drunker…

     
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      Heberble 9:25 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Lindsay Lohan wishes she were Emma Stone

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    Mike D. 9:18 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Rango??? I just assumed that after Kung Fu Panda was snubbed, Kung Fu Panda 2 was a lock. Cartoons are different now. Did Foghorn Leghorn ever win an Oscar?

     
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      Heberble 9:20 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      If Jack Black had played Rango and Johnny Depp played Po, I bet Kung Fu Panda 2 takes this one down.

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