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Mike D. 5:09 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

You Can Make a Difference
Kind of overdoing it with the player profiles. It’s like NBC is trying to get some of these guys adopted.

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- Heberble 5:34 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  
  I was waiting for the Sarah McLaughlin song to kick in…
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Mike D. 4:05 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

Obama won’t pick a winner. I’m going back to bed.

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- Heberble 4:09 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  
  He did say that the Patriots defense isn’t what it used to be. I think he was talking about the football team.
Mike D. 3:35 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

NFL history will be made tonight Bob Costas…
“NFL history will be made tonight” – Bob Costas. Good grief.

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- Heberble 3:38 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  
  History is made every night. Nice Tautology Mr. Costas. Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg. “Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger”
  - Mike D. 4:34 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    
    Every night? Are you sure? That’s an awful lot of history.
Mike D. 2:53 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

Shampoo is his kryptonite.
It looks like Lex Luthor from Smallville is in a band called The Fray. I’m glad he was able to find work.
Mike D. 2:06 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

Party Advice
Want to make your Super Bowl party more fun? Every time Tim Tebow is mentioned do a shot. (To be more Tebow-esque chase each shot with a glass of whole milk.) Anyone still upright at halftime wins.
Mike D. 1:08 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

Pre-pre-pre Game
I was wondering what NBC would do to fill 6 hours. Just witnessed Nick Cannon interviewing the star of Smash. She compared her character to Tom Brady. My hangover has been intensified.
Mike D. 11:56 am on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

The Experts
Why does starring in a crappy remake of The Longest Yard make Adam Sandler an expert on the footballs? At least he pronounced Appalachian correctly…
Mike D. 10:42 am on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

Pre-Game
It’s on. For the next 12 hours Heberble and D. will comment on all things Super Bowl related. In my defense, I haven’t really followed all the pre-game hype. Plus, I’m a little overhung right now. I’m not sure what happened last night, but my house is trashed and someone snuck in and put little socks on all my teeth.

Watching SportsCenter right now. Apparently, the Super Bowl will be won by one of Bill Belichick’s sons.

…and per my buddy, Donnie, “don’t you think Steve Young could have found a better shirt for Super Bowl Sunday?”
Mike D. 11:53 am on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply

Our First Poll (this is so freaking exciting…)

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- Heberble 12:39 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  
  I can’t believe “I would like a refund” is winning this. You’re not paying anything for this tomfoolery people. Just wait until we change the format and have our first IPO. Then who will be laughing.
  - Mike D. 12:49 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    
    I hate all the new changes they’ve made to Cheese is Funny.
    - Liz 12:54 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
      
      Glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that!
    - Heberble 1:17 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
      
      I’m sure the “bring back the old Cheese Is Funny format page will be up soon
  - Mike D. 1:08 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    
    I can’t believe we’re vote-less…
- Heberble 2:28 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  
  I have to admit. I’m the Heberble vote. It didn’t reference which Heberble
  - Mike D. 4:21 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    
    Well, for God’s sake, obviously not the hot one…that wouldn’t have been fair to Janet (Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty).
- Mike D. 4:34 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  
  To date, the “Other” votes:
  Tom Brady 1
  Wilfred Brimley 1
  George Clooney 1
  I plead the fifth!!! 1
  - Heberble 4:43 pm on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    
    I was not the Wilfred Brimley vote, so stop looking at me like that.
Mike D. 8:25 pm on February 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

Coming Soon…
You probably don’t even realize it, but this is the one you’ve been waiting for…Heberble and D Live Blogging the Super Bowl! Why should this interest you, you ask? Well, first of all…who gives a flying crap about the Patriots vs the Giants. Maybe Mike and Doug’s live commentary will make the game bearable for everyone other than the three Yankees who are excited about this matchup.

Doug Heberle: Owner/Coach of 8 imaginary football teams. Doesn’t use a cheat sheet for his fantasy football drafts. Has actually played football.

Mike D: Football season ends for him when Appalachian State either loses in the playoffs or wins the National Championship. He once drafted Bruce Isaac for his fantasy team, The Ass Scratchers.

Count down the minutes. Tune in. If you were the viewer of the public access Jaycee TV the season Doug and Mike hosted, you know you can count on a hit…or a miss… Either way, we virtually guarantee a wardrobe malfunction.

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- Heberble 10:00 am on February 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  
  I still can’t believe some claimed we “ruined” Jaycee TV. We must have quadrupled its viewership (what’s four times zero?). Plus, now everyone knows what dish to bring to a W.O.M.B.A.T. party.