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    Heberble 7:54 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Brian Grazer has apperntly been huffing glue.

     
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    Heberble 7:52 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Why is Martin Scorcese interviewing Tom Hanks?

     
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      Mike D. 7:52 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      He’s directing Tom’s new movie about Abraham Lincoln

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    Heberble 7:47 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    If Queen and the Muppets can’t make Google plus popular, they should just join myspace in the recycle bin.

     
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      Mike D. 7:50 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I don’t think Google+ is as concerned about protecting your privacy as the FaceBooks.

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    Heberble 7:42 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Tim Gunn has seen a few examples of men not getting it right. ’nuff said.

     
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      JasonP 7:43 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      What’s wrong with Sandra Bullocks face???

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        JasonP 7:44 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I think the botox got to her brain. What was that “sexy time” bit?

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        Mike D. 7:44 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Her hair is pulled back pretty tight.

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      Mike D. 7:44 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Gunn….Tim Gunn. His name would also work well for a secret agent.

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    Heberble 7:36 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Glenn Close said she’s wearing Zach Posehn. If I were going to the Oscars, I’d wear Brian Posehn

     
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    Heberble 7:33 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Bradley Cooper ‘can do it all’ – and judging from his mustache, he has been doing porn

     
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      JasonP 7:36 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      And I think that was the most awkward setup for a Walken impersonation ever. Especially considering it lasted about 5 seconds.

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        Mike D. 7:40 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        you know who does a great Walken impersonation? Walken. sounds almost just like him.

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    Heberble 7:21 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Is it appropriate to ask if the red carpet matches the drapes?

     
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      Mike D. 7:22 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      We should probably stop now. Not topping that.

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      Mike D. 7:28 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Still laughing…

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        Heberble 7:30 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        There’s a Sophia Vergera/Brazilian joke in here somewhere

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    Heberble 7:19 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I’ve just turned it on to see the girl from Modern Family make a comment about somone’s hair. I am not drinking enough to make this entertaining.

     
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      Mike D. 7:20 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      That’s our job. This can’t interest anyone…we have to make it entertaining…even if it kills us/our livers.

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      Heberble 7:20 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      The only solution to this is to drink more.

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        Mike D. 7:22 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I’ve never heard a question that the answer was drink less.

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    Heberble 7:28 am on February 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: liquor cabinet, oscar predictions, red carpet, shenanigans   

    The Oscars 

    Attn Cheese is Funny Reader: It’s getting pretty close to that time again. SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, February 24th at 7pm  Heberble and D will be live-blogging the Oscars (or earlier…we may catch some of the wacky red-carpet shenanigans),

    The actual Academy Awards may not be that interesting, but it is bound to be made cheese-level-funny by the rapid-fire witticisms brought forth by Heberble and D, mostly because the only nominated film either of them will admit to having seen is “Moneyball” (Rumor has it that both of them have actually seen “The Help”, but anyone suspected of perpetuating this will be given a generous portion of Minnie pie).

    In these days leading up to the Oscars, D and Heberble will make their Oscar predictions, recommend the appropriate cheese to go with each film, and begin stocking the liquor cabinet for Sunday night’s live-blogging extravaganza.

    No animals were harmed in the making of this blog. Any resemblance to any person, real or imaginary, is purely coincidental.

     
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    Heberble 11:02 pm on February 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Don’t call it a comeback…almost as many hits as Super Bowl Sunday…

     
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