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    Heberble 7:36 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Glenn Close said she’s wearing Zach Posehn. If I were going to the Oscars, I’d wear Brian Posehn

     
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    Mike D. 7:35 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I need an english to english dictionary.

     
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    Heberble 7:33 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Bradley Cooper ‘can do it all’ – and judging from his mustache, he has been doing porn

     
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      JasonP 7:36 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      And I think that was the most awkward setup for a Walken impersonation ever. Especially considering it lasted about 5 seconds.

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        Mike D. 7:40 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        you know who does a great Walken impersonation? Walken. sounds almost just like him.

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    Mike D. 7:27 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Didn’t Robin used to be on SportsCenter? This is like watching Richard Simmons play by play a hockey match…just weird…

     
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      JasonP 7:32 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Is that Jerry Lewis with Jason Seagal?

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    Mike D. 7:23 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Gary Buesey looks a lot like Santa..and Nick Nolte (are they all the same guy?)

     
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      Heberble 7:25 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Gary Busey is Nick Nolte on Faces of Meth.

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    Heberble 7:21 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Is it appropriate to ask if the red carpet matches the drapes?

     
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      Mike D. 7:22 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      We should probably stop now. Not topping that.

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      Mike D. 7:28 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Still laughing…

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        Heberble 7:30 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        There’s a Sophia Vergera/Brazilian joke in here somewhere

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    Heberble 7:19 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    I’ve just turned it on to see the girl from Modern Family make a comment about somone’s hair. I am not drinking enough to make this entertaining.

     
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      Mike D. 7:20 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      That’s our job. This can’t interest anyone…we have to make it entertaining…even if it kills us/our livers.

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      Heberble 7:20 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      The only solution to this is to drink more.

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        Mike D. 7:22 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        I’ve never heard a question that the answer was drink less.

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    Mike D. 7:19 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Wondering if the same animal rights groups who were upset about the making of War Horse are also upset that there are no horses on the red carpet. Not sure what just made me think of that. Wow…look at Tina Fey’s hair…

     
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    Mike D. 7:07 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Every time someone asks “who are you wearing” I think Silence of the Lambs.

     
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      nita 7:11 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      wishing there was a “LIKE” button for these comments…

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        Mike D. 7:13 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Just the fact that you wish it is enough…sigh…

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    Mike D. 6:58 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Watching some of the pre-stuff (insert your own joke about pre-stuff here…I’m still sober-ish).Is it just me, or is Ryan Seacrest really bad at small talk? (ha…small talk…I get it…he may be the only guy there shorter than Cruise…snubbed for Ghost Protocol…)

     
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      Mike D. 7:02 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Changing channels from E to ABC. Wouldn’t Tim Gunn make a great name for a quarterback?

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        JasonP 7:05 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        When’s the actual Oscars actually start??

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          Mike D. 7:09 pm on February 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply

          8:30 EST…the pregame show is longer than the Super Bowl’s…lots of words I don’t understand.

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