Odds on which kind of cheese will first be mentioned during the Super Bowl broadcast.
Nacho 2:1
Cheddar 5:2
Monterrey Jack 8:1
Swiss 12:1
Field 3:1
Edam 100:1
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Heberble
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Mike D.
Obama won’t pick a winner. I’m going back to bed.
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Heberble
He did say that the Patriots defense isn’t what it used to be. I think he was talking about the football team.
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Heberble
David Tyree’s tie looks like a papaya vomited on his neck
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Mike D.
NFL history will be made tonight Bob Costas…
“NFL history will be made tonight” – Bob Costas. Good grief.
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Heberble
History is made every night. Nice Tautology Mr. Costas. Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg. “Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger”
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Mike D.
Every night? Are you sure? That’s an awful lot of history.
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Heberble
Captain America is appropriately a Patriots fan. Tracy Morgan is Biz Markie and Tina Turner’s lovechild. Ken Jeong was a dentist in Greensboro. Anyone think he regrets his career choice? I can’t decide if this “Brotherhood of Man” song is meant to be taken ironically or seriously. I don’t think NBC knows either.
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Mike D.
It was more painful to watch than the Material Girl interview.
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Mike D.
Shampoo is his kryptonite.
It looks like Lex Luthor from Smallville is in a band called The Fray. I’m glad he was able to find work.
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Mike D.
Party Advice
Want to make your Super Bowl party more fun? Every time Tim Tebow is mentioned do a shot. (To be more Tebow-esque chase each shot with a glass of whole milk.) Anyone still upright at halftime wins.
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Heberble
Heading out to coach U10 girls indoor soccer. I expect this matchup to be at least as intense as tonight’s game. The Comets will be wearing dark blue. One point NY Giants.
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Heberble
The late season surge by The Comets is complete, winning their final game 9-8. If tonight’s game is like it, the Giants will score first, never trail, but the Patriots will be within one score numerous times before the final whistle. NYG 24-Patriots 23.
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Mike D.
Pre-pre-pre Game
I was wondering what NBC would do to fill 6 hours. Just witnessed Nick Cannon interviewing the star of Smash. She compared her character to Tom Brady. My hangover has been intensified.
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Heberble
Patriots are owned by Robert Kraft. One would think that with such a cheesy name, the ‘brainpower’ behind Cheese is Funny would support Mr Kraft. However, Mr. Kraft is not affiliated with the food company known for its cheesy products. Mr Kraft made his money in paper. Paper is not funny. One point to the New York Giants.
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Mike D.
There has to be a joke about the funny papers in there somewhere; however, let me get back to you on that…my buzz is beginning to wear off…I feel ungood.
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Heberble and 
Cheese is Funny
Mike D. 4:52 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink |
Wow. Vegas will take bets on anything.
Mike D. 4:54 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink |
It’s weird that the funniest of all those cheeses has the worst odds.
Heberble 4:55 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink |
I’m betting the field. I’m convinced cottage cheese will be mentioned in reference to the halftime show.