David Tyree’s tie looks like a papaya vomited on his neck
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Heberble
Captain America is appropriately a Patriots fan. Tracy Morgan is Biz Markie and Tina Turner’s lovechild. Ken Jeong was a dentist in Greensboro. Anyone think he regrets his career choice? I can’t decide if this “Brotherhood of Man” song is meant to be taken ironically or seriously. I don’t think NBC knows either.
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Mike D.
It was more painful to watch than the Material Girl interview.
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Heberble
Heading out to coach U10 girls indoor soccer. I expect this matchup to be at least as intense as tonight’s game. The Comets will be wearing dark blue. One point NY Giants.
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Heberble
The late season surge by The Comets is complete, winning their final game 9-8. If tonight’s game is like it, the Giants will score first, never trail, but the Patriots will be within one score numerous times before the final whistle. NYG 24-Patriots 23.
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Heberble
Patriots are owned by Robert Kraft. One would think that with such a cheesy name, the ‘brainpower’ behind Cheese is Funny would support Mr Kraft. However, Mr. Kraft is not affiliated with the food company known for its cheesy products. Mr Kraft made his money in paper. Paper is not funny. One point to the New York Giants.
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Mike D.
There has to be a joke about the funny papers in there somewhere; however, let me get back to you on that…my buzz is beginning to wear off…I feel ungood.
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Heberble
Game Day
Turned on Sports Center to get ready for game day. From what I can tell so far, Peyton Manning will be an important factor in who wins or loses this game.
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Heberble
It seems Peyton will be facing off against Tim Tebow. This is going to be an exciting game.
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Heberble
Desperately hoping my new projector bulb comes in so that we can watch football as it was meant to be watched. Projected onto a wall in 125″ HD. Failing that, we will likely watch it on three screens that don’t cumulatively add up to 125″. That’s ok, D has never really been honest about inches before. We’ll just tell the womenfolk that the 48″ TV IS 125″.
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Mike D.
They believe me because I say it with a straight face.
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Tracy D
Um ewww things I so do not want to know about my cousin. 😛
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